kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
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Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
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At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize