Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
This can only be settled by a dance off.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
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