Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
Randomize
