Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
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Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
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omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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