And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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