People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
Randomize
