Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
Dignity is for republicans.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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