was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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