I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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