West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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