I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
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