I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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