I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
Randomize