So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
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Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
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His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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