He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
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I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
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But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
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