If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
That awkward moment when you were so fucking drunk lastnight that you and your fuck buddy wake up wearing eachother's clothing covered in hot cheetos with his cat curled up between your heads meowing. Thought you'd appreciate this moment with me.
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