i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
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