i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
im on a boat
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