Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
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