I accidentally burped into my bong.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
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