try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
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You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
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She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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