Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
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