Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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