windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
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I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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