just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
He's on the porch naked. Help.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
Randomize
