id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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