Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
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well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
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for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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