This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
handjob tips. give me some.
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Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
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I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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