she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
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WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
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I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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