i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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