Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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