i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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