i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
So I stole cocaine from one of my Tinder hookups
And that is the most millennial sentence I've ever said
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
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