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He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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