I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
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Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
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Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
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