the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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