the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
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That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
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He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
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