Pregnant stripper...not hot.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Randomize
