I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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