i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
I think i peed on brittanys purse
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
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I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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