Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
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I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
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All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
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