Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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