just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
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Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
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Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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