"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
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Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
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I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
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