If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
I need a hoe opinion
go on
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
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