i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
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