Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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