Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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