dude i'm inner monologue high
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
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juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
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I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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