did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
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Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
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you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
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