mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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