Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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