I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
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