I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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