did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
did i just pee glitter
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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