Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
it glows. i had to have it.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
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