Omg I just drooled on the screen of my phone from smiling with my mouth open while textin bahahahaahah
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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